Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene
This deserves a post on its own because Hannibal looks adorable wearing those oven mitts.
what if hans just swore all the time?
If you’re going to tell a story about a playwright’s words being hijacked by an alien species, then, you know, you might as well make that playwright the most famous playwright that’s ever lived. - David Tennant.
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
hehehehe I really liked this one.
BAHAHAHA WHAT YES
This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.
oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard
dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING
Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.
She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl
Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be.
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say.
She should call on an elder god or great old one. Yes the rituals can be costly and then there is the whole possible annihilation thing but if you are summoning why not go whole-hog I’d say.
who are you trying to fool, Dean?
i’m sorry, whose team don’t you play for?